"-Wouldn't it be awesome to live there for watching the fireworks?
-No
-What do you mean, "No"??"
"Technically they're not cats because they come from a different planet"
"-So what are their descendants like?
-Awesome!"
"I'm from Boston. Boston, Puerto Rico!"
"He's a pirate, he better know the joke! It's like, hey, what kind of movies do pirates like? Yaargghh-thouse! What kind of socks do pirates wear? Yaargghh-yle!"
[woman standing in crowd waiting for the fireworks]
"-Excuse me, excuse me, is it over?
-No, it hasn't started yet"
"If there was, like, an overheard in Boston, I'd write that up there"
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